It’s night right now.There’s something else you should be doing at the moment. You ate chicken today. There’s a nearby TV on. You get along with your neighbors. Twilight is a horrible series.You’re hungry right now. You have worked out today. Running a mile sounds awful. You have a job. Your parents are still together.You woke up before 11 this morning. Baths are better than showers. You are 5’5” or shorter. You hate British accents. The 60’s sucked. Your favorite color is either blue or purple. Your hair is short. You are by yourself right now. You’re in your PJ’s right now. Your hair color is natural. You don’t drink soda.It’s cold out. Orange juice is better than apple juice. Video games are awesome. You have read works by Shakespeare before. You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder. You know someone in the hospital right now. You know someone who has beaten cancer. Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear. Chocolate is better than vanilla. You’re allergic to peanuts. You’re using a laptop right now. Plastic surgery is a good idea. Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear. You’ve made yourself throw up.You’ve cheated on someone before. Your friends do drugs. You’re Italian. You have a tan right now. You’ve been on a diet before. There are socks on your feet right now. Cheesecake is delicious. You have gotten your hair cut in the past month. Your birthday is within the next 2 months. You’ve been rejected. Comedies are better than action films. You consider yourself a picky eater. You like Asian food. You have more than 3 pillows on your bed.You live with at least one parent. You’re happy right now. Pugs are cute. You have blue eyes. You can count to 20 in another language. You have studied a foreign language. You have worked in a fast food restaurant. You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today. You live in New Jersey. Your last name begins with an ‘M’. Your first name begins with an ‘S’.You are an only child. You have more than one sibling. You are a vegetarian. You have a gym membership.You are in the military. You have a relative in the military.You have been to Europe. You are currently enrolled in college/university. You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t. You have braces. You wear contact lenses.You have a tattoo. You have a lip piercing. You have a tongue piercing. You have your nipples pierced. You are engaged. You are married. You have children. You are an aunt or uncle. Your bedroom walls are blue. Your bedspread is red. Your bedroom carpet is beige. You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week. You have been drunk in the past 24 hours. You are bisexual. You watch Scrubs. You watch American Idol. You have been to the movies within the last month. You have cursed in front of your grandparents. You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little. You actually pay attention to politics.You have kissed someone within the last week. You have kissed three or more people this year.You were told you looked cute today. You were hugged today. Your best friend is the opposite sex. You are a good speller. You are always on time. You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours. You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days. You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks. You have been out of the country within the last year.You love Mexican food. You love country music. You love hip hop. You love metal. You love classic rock. You love techno. You love instrumental music. You know someone younger than 10 who passed away. You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored. You have been in a car wreck. You have had stitches. You have a savings account. You have broken up with someone for someone else.  You wish at 11:11. You have had your heart broken. You broke someone else’s heart. You felt bad about it. You have an Uncle Bill. You know a Danielle. You have hugged a Tiffany. You have kissed a Blake. You have had class with a David. You have been neighbors with a Hannah. You have been to a cemetery at midnight. You have been a vampire for Halloween. You have been a pumpkin for Halloween. You have stayed up for 48 hours straight. You own a cowboy hat. You own a leather coat. You are missing someone right now. You have been let down recently. You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you. You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship. You have met someone famous.

I am under 18.
I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person. 
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
l am right handed.
I am ambidextrous.
I am shy
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy folk music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have caller I.D. on my phone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery. 
I have killed another person. 
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood. 
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.  
I love to shop. (if only I wasn’t broke aha)
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.  

I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am wearing socks.
I am tired.  (not sleepy tired though)
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.  

I have/had:
Finished college.
Smoked cigarettes.
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been broken up with.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on. 
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.  (slowly drifting apart)
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library. 
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. 
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Attempted suicide. (I’m close to it)
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery. 
Had stitches.  
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Gotten straight A’s.
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blond
Black
Dirty blond
Strawberry blond
Multicolored
Red/Auburn

My eyes are:
Brown
Dark Brown
Blue
Green
Hazel 
Light brown

Other

People sometimes label me as:
Slut
Boyish
Colorful
Ugly
Nerd
Others

Some of my biggest fears are:
Spiders/other insects
Slimy things
Dying
Doctor/Dentist appointments
Hospitals 
Needles
Disease
The dark
Heights
Small spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water
Large animals
Small animals 
Open spaces
Lightning
Tornadoes
Clustered holes
Bodily fluids
Corpses

Bridges

I have:
A friend with benefits
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
My own car
Parents who are still married
A dog
A cat
A game console 

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hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

(via forever)

moriarty:

ianwanda:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

(via grubtier)

caledscratch:

“long time no see…”

(via grubtier)

up-roar:

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crystvllized:

vintage and grunge ☯✝

(via unicorns0n-acid)

nudesque:

hxney:

mikerowsoft:

smoek weed err day

me

this is my favorite picture still

(via forever)

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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